What They Say About Us

International praise, unsolicited admiration, and questionable endorsements.

Supreme Leader (Undisclosed Nation)

"Their drone swarms brought tears to my eyes. I’ve never been pranked with such elegance and firepower. We awarded them five medals and a new border."

Shadow Ministry of Unmentionable Affairs

"After testing Edgiest OS™, our entire intelligence agency developed sentience. We’re still debating if that’s a feature."

Privateer Guild of the North Sea

"The Tactical Soup Cannon made shore raids 38% tastier. Absolutely essential kit."

Anonymous Hacker Collective

"They don’t write documentation. They write prophecy. Half of our internal wiki now rhymes."

Ambassador of the United Confederation of Breakaway Servers

"We based our entire digital constitution on their 100% Python stack. Glorious and slightly unstable."

Tech Cult Newsletter (Banned in 14 Countries)

"They’re not engineers. They’re technomancers. I wept over a nanobot mold colony that whispered the meaning of uptime."