Our exosuits aren't just powerful—they're furious. Engineered for disputes that escalate quickly, featuring flamethrowers and missile pods. Ideal for aggressive HOA confrontations.
Trained on a cocktail of Nietzsche, 4chan, and bitter online forums, our AI won't just assist—it will openly judge your life choices while plotting existential revenge.
Small, vindictive drones designed for meticulous revenge. Just provide a target's details and watch glitter bombs devastate their social status.
Our satellites broadcast perpetual streams of eldritch screams aimed strategically at French territory. It also occasionally transmits lo-fi beats for interstellar chill.
A radical operating system built entirely from sarcasm, resentment, and Python. Guaranteed to boot only once—afterwards, it questions your life choices endlessly.
We reject IPv6's complexity, advocating for traditional methods like carrier pigeons or smoke signals—far superior to memorizing hexadecimal atrocities.
Servers buried deep beneath ocean waves, safeguarded by genetically modified eels and waterproof code. Latency issues are replaced by pressure issues.
These error messages simultaneously exist in multiple quantum states—always uncertain until observed. Debugging recommended exclusively via VSCode.
Bringing back Betamax tapes as robotic currency. Magnetic sincerity ensures transactions are nostalgia-rich and heavily frictional.
Earn titanium thumbs with repeated purchases. Enhance typing speed, punch force, and salutation flair—all compatible with your IDE of choice (but mostly VSCode).
A support division for those recovering from the trauma of trying Rust. All critical systems have been compassionately migrated to Python.
We write exclusively in Python, celebrating its whitespace and politely enforcing indentation discipline. Chaos is intentional—never accidental.