The brave, the brilliant, and the barely qualified.
Founder and Chief Chaos Officer. Once reverse-engineered a smart fridge into a tactical command hub. Believes Rust is a lifestyle, not a language (and he's wrong).
Lead Python Wrangler. Once coded an entire neural net using only whitespace and emojis. Can debug via seance.
Official Mascot and Part-Time Engineer. Specializes in cable management (hoarding). Communicates exclusively in screeches and Git commits.
Position changes weekly. Current intern is named Kevin and may or may not still be in the airlock.
A robot who gained sentience halfway through a factory reset. Now handles public relations with unsettling accuracy.