Who Are We?
Edgiest Robotics™ is a rogue engineering syndicate specializing in the invention of spectacularly unnecessary technologies. If it makes sense, we’re not interested. If it makes sparks and violates three international treaties, then we’re already building it.
What Drives Us?
The pure pursuit of beautiful madness. Our tools? Python, duct tape, hubris, and a whiteboard that occasionally catches fire. Our team is made up of defected AI researchers, retired dungeon masters, and one actual raccoon.
Why Trust Us?
Because we’re the only robotics firm brave enough to weaponize a soup cannon and publish the blueprints. Integrity, audacity, and a near-religious devotion to proper indentation guide our way.